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mantasledge
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Joined: Jul 10, 2008
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Location: Perth
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Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:44 pm |
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TheMassiah
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Joined: Jul 11, 2008
Posts: 380
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:16 am |
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Apparently they are thinking about exporting to the NZ market as well LOL |
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Klawful
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Joined: Jul 13, 2010
Posts: 38
Location: New Zealand, Taranaki
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:05 am |
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They were thinking about it, but Australian Customs seized them. LOL |
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mantasledge
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Location: Perth
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Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:49 pm |
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Pakistani floods
1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber
2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.
3. The British National Party have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.
4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare Pakis if they want some back.
5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.
6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor.........Mustafa dinghy.
7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water shit drown'
8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.
9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.
10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed |
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Klawful
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Location: New Zealand, Taranaki
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Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:25 pm |
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lol |
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Macleod
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Joined: Jul 16, 2010
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Location: Earth
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:25 am |
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L M F A O |
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Joined: Mar 06, 2010
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:07 am |
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OMG thats so wrong... but I couldnt help laugh pretty hard at No.9 |
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